To Fuck ? I didnt!

This is weird and irritating! After two decades and a half of my birth, I am being told "dude you made a mistake, your name is Akhil, 'cause I say so." And though I was slogging my ass of in office till late last night(well past midnight), I am told "damn! didnt we fuck around last night..how the heck did you forget"...I mean what the fuck! People need to use their brains sometimes..no matter how pea-sized it may be! Aint I making it clear already that it wasnt me and my name is not Akhil.

I aint goddamn afraid to reveal my identity and you will be able to see it in my profile shortly. I thought I will have a nice time and read some interesting blogs in this Ibibo or Ibobo( I give a fuck about the name right now), nah! hard luck..all I get is some crap about me out of the blue!

Got me all worked up for no reason...I have already posted my mobile number online and to the concerned person! I request her the umpteenth number of time to contact me and get it sorted for once and for all. I dont blame her, its not her fault! But some goddamn motherfucking sonofabitch "AKHIL" whoz ape-shitting on my ass for god knows why!

Need a cuppa coffee now!