Dosage # 3 - SARCASM Rules

OK some of them are bordering the "funny" sector as well, but what the heck...

Who says nothing is impossible. I have been doing nothing for years.
Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile ahead and you have their shoes.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
I used to eat a lot of natural food until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
I know KungFu, Karate and ….. 47 other dangerous words.
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.